Le Grand Old Duke of Brexit

Does anyone even remember the nursery rhyme in which the old, likely retired Grand Duke of York fannyied about frantically with a few utterly loyal, if rather brainless men at his beck and call? Or have we been too busy campaigning to #Leave or #Brexit or #Remain?

As you know, the #Brexit's have it. Last I heard, the victory celebrations have only been momentary and the movement is slowly turning #Regrexit. Talk about misinformation or, dare I say disinformation, in this enlightened age of the Internet?

As it turns out, there's a lighter side to all this madness, and it's all here on this page! We can set the whole debacle to music. Let's return to the basics by setting the scene: Nursery school, or for those of you on the now more European side, "kindergarten". Main character: "Le Grand Old Duke". The background melodic accompaniment: "A-Hunting We Will Go": The lyrics:

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of

 The world and he marched
Them down again.
And when they were in they were up.

 And when they were out they were down.

 And when they were only half way up,
They were totally down and out.

(repeat)


http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/grandoldduke.html#ixzz4CgtIT7Nx 


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